Monday, November 8, 2010

Dumbass’s Everywhere You Look

Wow, what a weekend. There are so many people deserving to be recognized for their Dumbassity. How about Paul FakePAT Rhodes? At home with the momentum and an offense that is running all over Nebraska’s defense in overtime is when you want your back up punter to throw a pass? It is if you are a Dumbass. There was too much on the line
to put that kind of pressure on your back up punter.

Next there is Texas. They beat Nebraska and haven’t shown up for a game since. At 4-5 they need a win over Florida Atlantic and aTm or Oki elite in order to be bowl eligible. There is a chance they could lose all three. Hey Mac, KSU is 113th against the run. Prehaps you should have given that running game another shot.

Gary Pinkel always has a high degree Dumbasspitude. First he fails to attach Nebraska’s not so good run defense. Then he runs half the time on Tech who is dead last (118th) in pass defense. Even Texas beat Tech. Gary Pinkeled it away in back to back weeks.

The one that tops them all has got to be the Missouri fans that on Saturday night were proclaiming that Blain Gabbert is the worst QB ever. About 8 days earlier he was their hero who was going to lead them to the National Championship game. Now they are looking forward to him leaving early for the NFL.



Friday, November 5, 2010

Beebe 2B Commish Long After Texas10 Is a Memory

Big 12 Commissioner Dan Bebbe has been given a three-year contract extension which will keep him at the conference's helm through June 2015, the conference announced Friday.

Beebe's original five-year contract, signed upon his appointment to the post in September 2007, was set to expire in 2012.

"Dan Beebe has been an outstanding leader for the Big 12 Conference during very challenging times, including our transition to 10 teams," said Brady Deaton, chairman of the conference's board of directors and University of Missouri chancellor.

"The board feels that he has performed well beyond his job description under extraordinary conditions."

Beebe us the third commissioner in the conference's 15-year history. He joined the Big 12 in 2003 following a 14-year stint as commissioner of the Ohio Valley Conference.

Beebe said he was honored to continue leading the conference. "The events of the summer have solidified the bond among our membership, and I look forward to addressing the exciting opportunities that await the Big 12 Conference."





The man has to be a fucking magician. Criss Angel is a punk compared to this. David Copperfield never pulled off a trick like this. The man has convinced educated people that the Texas 10 can make more TV money per school without Top 10 Football Program Nebraska and CU (who has won a NC) than they would with them. He has them believing that they are all better off without the conference championship game and the one game that matters each year in played in October. Unbelieveable. I guess the secret was to keep the Big 12 in such a horibble TV deal that everyone is satisfied with the smoke and mirrors Beebe is using to pull this one off.

In other new BP has just accepted a Heinz Foundation Environmental Award. This just in Denise Richards has announced plans to reconsile with Charlie Sheen.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Pinky Needs To Go Back To Chasing Gofers

This fooball thing is just too violent Pinkel.










"Missouri coach Gary Pinkel said he sent in footage to the Big 12 offices of Courtney Osborne's fourth-quarter hit on Blaine Gabbert."

The man is a walkin talkin Vagina.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010